BACK ON TRACK
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| Making and packing our lunch |
Our first task for
the day was to assemble our own lunches from the spread laid out in the dining
room: bread, deli meats, all kinds of condiments, tomatoes, sliced beets, lettuce,
cookies, power bars, and fresh fruit.
Two types of
breakfast were available: continental or “cooked,” which today included Eggs Benedict. One
could partake of both breakfasts--and several people did. Our guides, who did
double-duty as servers, kept the toast racks on each table filled with more or
less hot slices. Curious about the jar of Vegemite that sat next to the honey
and marmalade, Nancy spread a little on one corner of her toast and quickly
decided that it bore less resemblance to Nutella than to anchovy paste.
While we were eating,
the people who had spent the night in en suite
rooms, whose doors opened onto an outdoor walkway, reported that they had been
awakened at dawn by a kea going door to door, jiggling each handle and
squawking to get in. (We weren’t
bothered because our bunk room door opened onto an indoor hallway.)
The part of the track we tackled this morning climbed steadily up a series of switchbacks toward Ocean Peak Corner, so named because one can see the Tasman Sea from it on a clear day. (This was not a clear day.)
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| Ocean Peak Corner |
We learned that one reason for the difference is that the native grubs and other insects that decompose vegetation to create soil cannot survive above a certain elevation here, so the trees don’t have enough dirt to grow in. Also, summer temperatures in this part of New Zealand are much cooler than those in Utah and Colorado. The lack of trees does not mean a lack of vegetation, however. We enjoyed examining the various alpine shrubs and wildflowers that Mike, today’s sweep guide, pointed out to us.
We also enjoyed
filling our water bottles directly from clear mountain streams. Expecting
limited sources of drinking water, Michael had planned to bring a filtering kit,
but our guides assured us that we wouldn’t
need it. Because there are virtually no animals other than birds in these
mountains, there’s
nothing to foul the water.
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| Hollyford Range |
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| Harris Saddle Shelter |
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| Resting inside the selter |
For the rest of the
afternoon, we followed the Routeburn, which rushes in one end of Harris Lake and
out the other, then tumbles into the valley below. (We were informed that
because burn means “river,” calling it the Routeburn River was
redundant.)
At this point, Nancy
would like to express her gratitude for trekking poles. Michael had borrowed a
pair when he climbed Colorado’s
Missouri Mountain in 2012 and found them useful, so he and Nancy decided to
invest in some of their own for this trip. We have Black Diamond Distance
collapsible trekking poles, and they are great! If they haven’t literally saved our lives—and it’s entirely possible that they have—they have at the very least saved our
ankles and knees.
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| Routeburn Falls Lodge |
Tonight the entrée was pumpkin soup. For the main--because
Logan had highly recommended it--most of the people at our table chose the
vegetarian pasta. It was delicious!
After the salad was
served and the plates had been cleared away, we all waited eagerly to see what
our dessert would be. We waited and waited for nearly thirty minutes, until
some people gave up and started to leave. Finally, our guides/servers came out of
the kitchen and shared with us a little history of the Routeburn Track and the tale
of "The Final Night Dessert."
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| Routeburn Fall Lodge dining hall |
The man who ran the
outfitting company in the 1980s employed his brother as the camp cook. The
brother had been an adventurous, rough-and-ready type, but after losing a leg
while trying to wrangle a wild deer from a helicopter, he became frustrated and
bitter. He didn’t
like being stuck alone in the kitchen cooking meals for dozens of people night
after night, but with only one leg, what else could he do?
One night when things
had not been going well in the kitchen, he was feeling particularly morose and
overwhelmed. The group had finished eating dinner, but the pancakes he was
making for dessert were not yet ready. Impatient trampers expressed their
increasing displeasure at having to wait in the unkindest, coarsest terms—which only exacerbated the one-legged
cook’s frustrations. Finally
he lost it. Taking up an ax, he chopped a hole in the wall between the cramped
kitchen and the dining hall.
“You
want dessert?”
he roared. “Well,
here’s dessert!” And then he started hurling pancakes
at the startled diners through the hole in the wall.
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| Throwing pancakes |
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| Michael catches one using the clamshell method |
Fortunately, we were
not expected to eat the same pancakes that were being thrown (especially since
many of them ended up on the floor). We each got a fresh, hot pancake, which we
topped with fresh fruit, whipped cream, and a variety of sauces. It was rather
delightful.
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| Routeburn Falls Lodge bunk |
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Click
here to view a photo essay of some highlights of the physical trail itself.
Click
here to view a photo essay of some of the streams, rivulets and water sources
along the trail.













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